A week ago, he said he didn't believe in marriage.

Guys always say they don't intend on getting married, but then they hit midlife crisis and realise who else will tolerate all their groin scratching, accept that they have an unsightly hairy arse, and won't throw a complete fit when they fart in the bed.

Contrary to popular belief, girls don't want much. They just want to be loved.

If you love someone, you will never hurt them, and you'll want to spend time with them. That's it. And that's what girls really want.