Unmarked thoughts

The telemarketers of the world:

I would just like to let you know that I am not a rude person. Often I have invented the little white lie to spare us both of discomfort. I apologise to people who bump into me and have prefered to be meek than raise a fuss when an advantage is taken against me.

However, I hate people who wake me up in the middle of my nap, just to tell me about some mobile phone package that I don't give a shit about. Free might catch my attention for a moment, but you will never convince me that this is not in some way a scam.

And the fact that you can barely hear me when I am speaking quite concisely, tell me all I need to know about the quality of this package.